Vintage Creek
How to impress your date?
A guy tries to impress his date with his knowledge of wine. He tells the wine steward to bring a bottle of 1985 Sterling Cabernet Sauvignon from the Carneros district. After tasting it, the young man berates the steward. “This is a 1992 vintage from the Diamond Creek vineyard in the Mayacamas range. Please bring me what I ordered.”
Watching from the bar, an old drunk comes up to the table with a glass in his hand and says, “Can you tell me what this is?”
Winking at his date, the young man sips from the drunk’s glass.
“Christ, this tastes like p***!” he exclaims, spitting it out.
“Yeah,” says the drunk, “but what year?”
hahaha someone should pull that on my boyfriend
gawd, I hate his wine obsession
Trails at Vintage Creek For Rent – AUSTIN, TX
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BEAVER CREEK COLORADO USA MOUNTAIN SKI SKIING WINTER SPORTS VINTAGE POSTER $14.85 THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL / GREAT QUALITY REPRODUCTION VINTAGE POSTER !!! THE POSTERS ARE PRINTED ON HEAVYWEIGHT PROFESSIONAL MATTE PAPER USING **GICLEE** TECHNIQUE. THE QUALITY OF THE IMAGES IS JUST AMAZING!!! 100% SATISFACTION GUARANTEE!!! IF YOU ARE NOT SATISFIED JUST RETURN THE POSTER, NO QUESTIONS ASKED!!! IMAGE SIZE IS 20″ X 30″ INCHES – PAPER SIZE IS 24″ X 36″ INCHES. THIS POSTER WILL MAKE … |
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Historic Print (M): Mountain lodge of Mrs. Paul T. Mayo, Bear Creek Cañon, Rocky Mountains, Colorado- $37.00 This is a museum quality, reproduction print on premium paper with archival/UV resistant inks. Date: [between 1903 and 1923]Subject: Mayo, Paul T.–Homes & haunts–Colorado. Lodges–Colorado–1900-1930. Stone buildings–Colorado–1900-1930.Notes: Frances Benjamin Johnston Collection (Library of Congress).Format: Photographic prints 1900-1930.SOURCE: Library of Congress… |
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Havest Moon Thermometer $11.99 You are sure to love the retro look of this Harvest Moon Thermomete. The vintage reproduction features the Man in the Moon and advertising for produce. Flecks of missing paint give it an aged appearance. Thermometer measures temperature in both Celsius and Fahrenheit. 17″ high x 5″ wide…. |
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When I Get There $12.87 … |
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The Stanley Brothers-Shadows of the Past … |
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Sun Keeps Shining: Vintage Country $4.98 … |
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Cherry Creek Outdoor Wall Lantern in Vintage Black Energy Saving: No $298.00 1275VK Energy Saving: No Accentuate your home’s exterior with an exquisite fixture from the Cherry Creek Collection by Hinkley. Strong designs and subtle details are finished in vintage black with small white speckles to complement the soft glow from the white linen glass shades. The Cherry Creek Collection makes it easy to add stylish exterior lighting to your home! Features: -Outdoor wall lanter… |
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Cherry Creek Outdoor Hanging Lantern in Vintage Black Energy Saving: Yes $348.00 1272VK-ES Energy Saving: Yes Accentuate your home’s exterior with an exquisite fixture from the Cherry Creek Collection by Hinkley. Strong designs and subtle details are finished in vintage black with small white speckles to complement the soft glow from the white linen glass shades. The Cherry Creek Collection makes it easy to add stylish exterior lighting to your home! Features: -Outdoor hanging… |
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Hinkley Lighting 1275VK Cherry Creek Outdoor Sconce, Vintage Size:Large, Finish:Vintage Black, Light Bulb:(1)100w A19 Med F Incand Single light exterior wall sconce. Features Vintage Black finish with white linen glass shades…. |
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Edwardian Fashion Revealed $18.00 The viewer is taken on an edutaining 3D tour of how an 1908 Edwardian lady would dress or undress, with 16-17 layers of clothing and accouterments on or about her body. Not only is the clothing explained, but questions are answered such as how a lady would go to the necessary house, how to tighten and wear a corset appropriately, how those huge hats were kept on a lady’s head in the wind.This pr… |
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Fury at Furnace Creek (DVD) $13.36 Victor Mature and Glenn Langan star as two men attempting to clear their father`s name in the vintage western FURY AT FURNACE CREEK. |
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Dangerous Dames Collection [2 Discs] (DVD) $5.62 The DANGEROUS DAMES collection presents six vintage dramas starring such legendary femme fatales as Barbara Stanwyck, Lizabeth Scott, and Leslie Brooks: TOO LATE FOR TEARS (1949), LADY OF BURLESQUE (1943), BLONDE ICE (1948), THE STRANGE LOVE OF MARTHA … |
