Vintage Creek
How to impress your date?
A guy tries to impress his date with his knowledge of wine. He tells the wine steward to bring a bottle of 1985 Sterling Cabernet Sauvignon from the Carneros district. After tasting it, the young man berates the steward. “This is a 1992 vintage from the Diamond Creek vineyard in the Mayacamas range. Please bring me what I ordered.”
Watching from the bar, an old drunk comes up to the table with a glass in his hand and says, “Can you tell me what this is?”
Winking at his date, the young man sips from the drunk’s glass.
“Christ, this tastes like p***!” he exclaims, spitting it out.
“Yeah,” says the drunk, “but what year?”
hahaha someone should pull that on my boyfriend
gawd, I hate his wine obsession
Trails at Vintage Creek For Rent – AUSTIN, TX
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BEAVER CREEK COLORADO USA MOUNTAIN SKI SKIING WINTER SPORTS VINTAGE POSTER $14.85 THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL / GREAT QUALITY REPRODUCTION VINTAGE POSTER !!! THE POSTERS ARE PRINTED ON HEAVYWEIGHT PROFESSIONAL MATTE PAPER USING **GICLEE** TECHNIQUE. THE QUALITY OF THE IMAGES IS JUST AMAZING!!! 100% SATISFACTION GUARANTEE!!! IF YOU ARE NOT SATISFIED JUST RETURN THE POSTER, NO QUESTIONS ASKED!!! IMAGE SIZE IS 20″ X 30″ INCHES – PAPER SIZE IS 24″ X 36″ INCHES. THIS POSTER WILL MAKE … |
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Nostalgic Ducks Unlimited Tin Sign : Waiting at Crows Creek $9.99 This nostalgic reproduction Ducks Unlimited tin sign, suitable for framing, is the perfect affordable retro decoration for any room, restaurant or office…. |
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JIM SHORE VINTAGE SAILBOAT MAY THE WIND BE AT YOUR BACK $43.00 The perfect piece for a beach theme, this vintage sailboat shows a coastal lighthouse scene on its sail. A red flag at the top accents floral trim around the boat, and it sits within a blue base…. |
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Hinkley 1272VK-DS Cherry Creek Collection 1 Light Dark Sky Outdoor Pendant in Vintage Black – 1272VK-DS Enjoy The Night Hinkley provides a collection of decorative and functional landscape lighting to help you express your individual style Whether you choose to enhance your backyard garden highlight architectural features of your home or extend your living space by illuminating your landscaping Hinkley has the right solutions to help you accomplish your outdoor lighting goals Dark Sky Approved Light… |
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Cobble Creek Wooden Towel Holder or Key Rack $14.99 Cobble Creek Wooden Towel Holder or Key Rack, use in Kitchen, Bath or Office. Licensed by CBH for Schonberg Sign Art. Vintage Auto, Retro Style…. |
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Copper Bar Sink – 16-inch, Flat Rim, Round Bowl, Grape Design – Cryer Creek by Handcrafted Metal Copper bar sink from Handcrafted Metal. Features flat or rolled rim and grape design. Available in 16-inch or 12-inch…. |
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Edwardian Fashion Revealed $18.00 The viewer is taken on an edutaining 3D tour of how an 1908 Edwardian lady would dress or undress, with 16-17 layers of clothing and accouterments on or about her body. Not only is the clothing explained, but questions are answered such as how a lady would go to the necessary house, how to tighten and wear a corset appropriately, how those huge hats were kept on a lady’s head in the wind.This pr… |
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Honeybee Gardens Nail Enamel … |
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Chip & Pepper Men’s Bobby Baby Jean … |
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European Swiss Motorcycle Vintage Leather Boot Gaiters $19.98 Ride in style. Easy Rider Vintage. Originally made for the Swiss Army military. Great pair of gaiters for motorcycle bike riding, camping, and outdoor industrial work. Keep water out of your shoes, with the added benefit of extra support. Vintage 1960s European import. Fits most mens sizes 9-12. Previously used by the Swiss Army, but in good wearable condition and nicely broken in. Limited quantit… |
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Dangerous Dames Collection [2 Discs] (DVD) $5.62 The DANGEROUS DAMES collection presents six vintage dramas starring such legendary femme fatales as Barbara Stanwyck, Lizabeth Scott, and Leslie Brooks: TOO LATE FOR TEARS (1949), LADY OF BURLESQUE (1943), BLONDE ICE (1948), THE STRANGE LOVE OF MARTHA … |
